This is what happens when you vote in a batch of liberal progressives.Never ending Government attacks on our freedoms.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Life Is Short So Let's Have Some Fun!

Before Barack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square –

I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

1. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block in random order:

· Restored our reputation

· Strategic fit

· Let me be clear

· Make no mistake

· Back from the brink

· Signs of recovery

· Out of the loop

· Benchmark

· Job creation

· Fiscal restraint

· Win-win

· Affordable health care

· Previous Administration

· Empower (or empowerment)

· Greed on Wall Street

· At the end of the day

· Empower (or empowerment)

· Touch base

· Mindset

· Corporate greed

· Ballpark

· Game plan

· Leverage

· Inherited as in "I inherited this mess”

· Relief for working families

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won."
- Jack W., Boston

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically."
- David D., Florida

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Bill R., New York City

“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."
- Ben G., Denver

"Amazing, eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."
- Harry A, Texas

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

lmao !!!!!!! bullshit